1. Don’t worry. I’ll take care of ____ [planning the music/selecting the food/mailing the invitations].
2. Um, why does our apartment look like an elementary school art class?
3. So…you’re TRYING to look like a mermaid?
4. What the hell is a Pantone?
5. Nope. I will NOT wear that ______ [cummerbund/matching t-shirt/crazy boutonniere].
6. How many people are we inviting?! I don’t even know that many people…
7. You mean I actaully have to ASK my friends to be groomsmen?
8. Wait…we can register for a TV?!
9. No offense, but I just don’t care about _____ [the stationary/the flowers/choreographing our first dance].
10. Oh, good. Your mom/sister/BFF is calling again.
11. Time for the BACHELOR PARTY!
12. We NEED a cool getaway car.
—By Claire Aven
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